I know it’s been awhile since I posted but this is important! Looks like monsters are on the prowl again. But instead of lurking in the shadows or hiding under your bed, they’re driving around in broad daylight! It’s true! Monsters are driving around in cars. Don’t believe me? Each monster license plate was photographed this year. No I don’t have photos of Bigfoot yet, but let this be a warning to all. Monsters can drive and they have good taste in cars!
They say the cars we drive say a lot about us. Well if that’s true then the vampire that drives this BMW must love top performance, be very stylish and into technology. Black is a safe vehicle color but I would have thought a vamp might be better suited to drive around in a blood red car. Am I right? I noticed this monster license plate while I was waiting at a red light. I also noticed this vampire vehicle had blacked out their side and back windows. Now that makes sense. You know, so they can keep that awful sunlight out.
I’ve known witches tend to live in the boonies or deep within thick forests. So I guess it makes sense they’d want to drive a vehicle that can handle rough roads and difficult terrain. The witch that rides around in this Jeep Wrangler must love the off road features of this vehicle. Actually I can’t think of a better vehicle that can easily cross rivers or crawl over rocks and boulders. Good choice Broom Hilda! I would think that a witch would prefer a forest green color but I guess black is classic. Did you notice the hand icon on this monster license plate? This has to be a nod to the famous Blair Witch. I wonder if the Blair Witch moved from Maryland or just has a summer place in California. I didn’t stick around long enough to find an answer to that question.
Well that’s it for now. If I see more monsters on the road, I’ll be sure to give you all a warning. So next time you consider cutting off a vehicle, tailgating, or honking at someone, beware! It might be a scary monster at the wheel! Stay safe drivers!